the Private Psychedelic reel

I'VE BEEN TO A FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY

Tue, 26 May 2009 12:59:54 GMT

the most absurd party in my life. but hell, funny. I'll just say it was in this strange bar with blue lights and it had handcuffs hangin from the ceiling, and other stuff but it's a long story.

I'll just say, this friend of mine is gay, so me and a bunch of other friends thought about giving him proper presents. that's what we bought:

              <--------THIS IS A PIC FROM THE INTERNET, NOT THE ONE WE BOUGHT

for those who don't know, it's a cockring. and btw the gay waiter with a nipple piercing saw this and told to my friend: "why! this one's really cute! I'd really like to try it..."  and then he gave him his number. JACK BE GRATEFUL 'COS YOU OWE US A GREAT SHAG TO COME

then, this:

I love it. We're gonna have a beeauutiful lunch.

and then the obvious:

<---------THAT'S ACTUALLY THE ONE WE BOUGHT! YEAH PINK!

then, a poster with a naked guy, but didn't take a pic. sry

and being in theme of sex, I found this lovely meme and just like I've got nothing else to do, like math or biology, I'll do it.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

I don't have a big friend list yet but I'd totally hit miss princess bee (disguised under various names)

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

not in the mornig 'cos I can't even remeber who I am so the mood is really low. but night > afternoon

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

often, right

4. Do you masturbate?

occasionally

5. How often?

I don't have a schedule XD

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

uh, no, but I kissed a guy to get I don't remember what free. maybe a bracelet

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

baths, but I never have time so I usually shower.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

actually, no. uhm.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?

sometimes

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

I like aggressive :)

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

no. (except myself)

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

no

13. Would you choose love or money?

uh....hard question...love? depends how many money.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

D/S, breathplay,roleplay :)

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

YES. never again

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

on the beach at night.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

in a club's bathroom with red intermittent lights and a R2-D2 shaped waste basket !

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

from my ex boyfriend's parents

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
actually, by mistake. but I got out at once!

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

noo (...)

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

haha, not yet

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

yeah!

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

shagged one, made out with three

24. What's your sexuality?

bisexual.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

nope

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

yep

.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?

counting that I'm still in high school, no, never had sex at school

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

of course

29. Bought something from an adult store?

that's the point

30. Do you own any sex toys?

yep

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

a lot of handcuffs and a dildo. I'm plannig to buy a jack rabbit

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

my ex had some pics but I hope he deleted them

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

no XD

34. Have you ever had phone sex?

nope

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

no no

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?

of course

37. What's your favorite sexual position?

69, butterfly, drill, and I really like to be cowgirl sometimes :)

38. What's your favorite sex act?

a lot. I'll tell what I don't like: I HATE ANAL

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

no...should do something about that

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?

I don't really know

well, tell me something new

Fri, 22 May 2009 14:00:43 GMT

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	High
Narcissistic:	Very High
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information --

well I knew it. but I'm not antisocial. maybe. ask my friends :D

btw...

The new Green Day album sucks. period.

and that's really a shame 'cos I used to like them very much. not since I was 15, actually, but whatevs.
but it really does suck.
the songs are all alike. the lyrics are just pitiful slogans spat all over.
nothing original.
bah.

hot patootie, bless mah soul

Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:34:18 GMT

Last night I had this strange dream about Elle Driver from Kill Bill and Mikhail from Lost being an evil couple. And they had this evil plan whit other evil people and it involved a raft and an eclipse.

I don't know. Maybe it's because they have the same bandage.

uhm.

this is the fucking zoo!!!!

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:41:48 GMT

shees. people are such a burden sometimes.

the funny thing is that now I look like the bad guy, one way or another. the selfish egocentric bitch. just because I want my freedom! and I told him. oh yes I did. another friendship ruined.
thanks god my crazy friends exist, or I would get homicidal.

another one like that and I'll get tired of sex, really.

also:

fuckin hell bono you're fucking 49 what with that make upppppp
you should really stop hangin' out with billie joe. really.

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:05:05 GMT

DSM-IV divides personality disorders into three clusters based on symptom similarities.[1] This clustering categorizes the Narcissistic personality disorder as a cluster B personality disorder, those personality disorders having in common an excessive sense of self importance. Also in that cluster are the Borderline personality disorder, the Histrionic personality disorder and the Antisocial personality disorder.
The ICD-10 (International Classification of Mental and Behavioural Disorders, published by the World Health Organisation in Geneva 1992) regards narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as "a personality disorder that fits none of the specific rubrics". It relegates it to the category known as "Other specific personality disorders", which also includes the eccentric, "haltlose", immature, passive-aggressive, and psychoneurotic personality disorders.

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

has a grandiose sense of self-importance
is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique
requires excessive admiration
has a sense of entitlement
is interpersonally exploitative
lacks empathy
is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Well, yeah. Here I am.

My name is NOT Shane. Yeah, not really, but I love this name since I completely fell in love with Shane from L word.
I am a charismatic, obnoxious narcissistic bisexual with a rather borderline personality.
And that's oh so fine.

I'm not gonna write complaints about my hatred for myself/my overgrown sefl-esteem or to bask into my grieve about my terrible yet fascinating personality.
I'm a drama queen, yes, but not that much.

An' I don't need to give account of my busines to anyone! That's what I like about myself.

I want light-subjects, light-subjects

also:

1 - Joker
[x] You have a dark sense of humour.
[x] People often tell you you're 'crazy', 'weird', 'a freak' and other words to that effect.
[ ] You like wearing bright colours even if they clash.
[x] You don't tend to make a lot of sense.
[x] You are self-obsessed.
[x] You will do anything for a laugh.
[x] You can't laugh at yourself very easily.
[x] You're smiling a lot of the time.
[x] You are intelligent.
[x] You like to be the centre of attention.
[x] You enjoy the work of the Marx Brothers.
Total: 10

2 - Two-Face
[ ] You are a Gemini.
[x] You seem to have two sides to you that different people see.
[ ] You have taken revenge on a bully.
[ ] You have/had a burn or scar or something similar visible for over two months.
[x] You believe in chance and fate.
[x] You tend to be paranoid.
[ ] You consider yourself unattractive.
[ ] You feel no-one can truly like/love you for who you are.
[x] You have trouble making decisions by yourself.
[x] Blackmail is a completely acceptable method to use in getting what you want. (oh yeah)
Total: 5

3 - Scarecrow
[x] You like to scare people.
[ ] You have a reclusive nature.
[ ] Your life is ruled by research/work.
[ ] You are scared of birds.
[x] You are tall and skinny.
[ ] You take/have taken psychology at school/university/college.
[ ] You feel your parents were loveless towards you.
[ ] You were born out of wedlock.
[ ] You used to pick on animals as a child by hurting them or scaring them.
[ ] You have/had religious fanatics in your family.
Total: 2

4 - Riddler
[ ] You love puzzles and riddles.
[ ] You have red/ginger hair.
[ ] You have OCD.
[x] You are quirky.
[x] You consider yourself a 'smooth talker'.
[x] You are an intellectual.
[ ] You get high marks on your texts/exams.
[ ] Most of your body is covered in tattoos.
[x] You seldom win in physical fights.
[ ] You complete computer games with ease.
Total: 4

I'm the JOKER betch. I swear it's aaaall true and I didn't pick the answers on the purpose of getting the Mistah J one.
but anyway.

nothing.